zaynmalik: Thai food is good :)




i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce


Me to boyfriend: “Huh…That is a condom full of pasta.”
*boyfriend looks over* 
Boyfriend: “Yup, that is condom full of pasta…”
*confused and stunned silence*
*we go back to watching tv*


petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 


Liam Payne alphabet: B ➸ Beanies

me on my way to fuck shit up

this just happened i don’t know how to feel @nickjonas


i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon