Zayn + Boots - 9.28.14 (x)

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE…

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

Zayn is having a hell of a time trying to get that paper back in

sexisbest1x1:

SexIsBest1x1 compiles some information and passes it off as her own: Vol. 1 - Astrology.

Below you will find a quick reference guide to the astrological signs, including personality traits, strengths, weaknesses, Fears, etc… Astrology is great for getting a character started, especially when it comes to birth dates and basic characteristics but is not an exact science so not all traits have to apply.
All material has been taken from sources found through Google, namely Astrolocherry and What’s Your Sign. To learn more about Sister Signs and compatibility between signs, go here.

♈ Aries - The Ram Born between: March 21 - April 19

Archetypes: The Pioneer, The Explorer, The Combatant, The Freedom Fighter, The Defender, The Rescuer, The Worthy Opponent, The Dare Devil, The Adventurer, The New BornPositive:  Passionate, bright, stimulating, ever-changing, loyal, intense, youthful, idealistic, positive, risk takers, straight forward, excitable, outgoingNegative: Argumentative, ego-centric, hyper competitive, self serving, impulsive, impatient, temperamentalFears: Others will see them emotional/vulnerable/in need of love/reassurance, That they do not feel fearWhen Mad:  Volatile/impulsive/confrontational/aggressive/impatient/nervous/hyperactive, egocentric, temper tantrums, quickest to calm downWhen Sad: Angry/impulsive, oppositional but with less energyWhen Happy:  Less controlling/impulsive/confrontational, more affectionate/idealistic/imaginative, reduced outburst, better sleeping patternsWhen Nervous:  Hyperactive/impulsive/reckless/hostile, rapid speech, over thinking, displays vulnerability/need for reassurance, frustrated/confrontational, unable to multitask, headaches In Love:  See the world through rose covered glasses, become romantics although are embarrassed of this, demand their freedom but are prone to jealousyWith Money: Impulsive buyers, Spendthrifts, Often in debtSister Sign: Libra

♉ Taurus - The Bull Born between: April 20 - May 20

Archetypes: The Nature Spirit, The Musician, The Silent One, The Object of Passion, The Owner, The Temptress, The Artist, The Creator, The Banker, The DesignerPositive:  Secure, warm, romantic, dependable, affectionate, established, assertive, durable, detail oriented, sensual, observant, realisticNegative: Materialistic, greedy, dominant, controlling, procrastinatorFears: A worst case scenario has happened to someone they care about, That they are boringWhen Mad:  Confrontational/anxious, verbally aggressive, overwhelmed by feels of rage, vindictive thoughts, compulsive behavior, rake longest to calm downWhen Sad:  Lethargic/isolated, binge eat, easily enragedWhen Happy:  Less indulgent behavior , more endurance/patience/driven/affectionate, comfortable with emotions, requires less materialism to be content, balanced enjoyment of work and pleasure, able to let go of the pastWhen Nervous:  Reserved/silent, compulsive behaviors, binge eating, inability to think, anxiety comes in waves and can be sustained for long periods of time, sore throatsIn Love:  Mix of sentimentality and toughness, intense feelings of love that must be earned, they do not give away their hearts easily, although they remain composed they enjoy showing their love through physical evidenceWith Money: Frugal, Savers and Investors, More Money = More SecuritySister Sign: Scorpio

♊ Gemini - The Twins Born between: May 21 - June 20

Archetypes: The Student, The Storyteller, The Gypsy, The Wander, The Journalist, The Trickster, The Comedian, The Child, The Writer, The Teacher, The Messenger Positive:  Intellectual, adventurous, free, stimulating, communicative, excitable, enthusiastic, sociable, pleasure-seekersNegative:  Dishonest, detached, amoral, lack of remorse, lack empathy, impulsive, undependableFears: Needing someone else despite being independent, That the inappropriate personality will show up during the wrong occasion, When Mad:  Violent/nervous/anxious/hyperactive/confused, physical tantrums (kicking doors), racing thoughts, followed by a sense of calmWhen Sad:  Silent/nervous, over think, easily distracted, intolerant of sadness so they tend to detach.When Happy:  Less nervous, More stable sense of self/curious/productive, talkative, able to retain and recall facts, casual demeanor, increased urgency to communicate, gigglingWhen Nervous:  Restless/talkative/hyperactive, easily distracted, racing thoughts, giggling, rapid speech, insomnia, loud and more talkative inner monologue, chest discomfortIn Love: Looking for their true love, relationships usually grown from friendship to love, guard their freedom very strongly, love built on common interest and good conversationWith Money: Impulsive, Spendthrifts, Lose track of balances, But feel restricted by debtSister Sign: Sagittarius

♋ Cancer - The Crab Born between: June 21 - July 22

Archetypes: The Healer, The Psychic, The Mother, The Invisible Man, The Maiden, The Witch, The Counselor, The Seductress, The Psychologist Positive:  Devoted, intuitive, instinctive, loyal, nurturing, focused, warm hearted, friendly, compassionate, creative, visual, decisive, considerate, protectiveNegative: Subjective, guilt trippers, live in the past, unimaginative, introverted, worrisome, anxious, melancholyFears: A unstable home life/divorce, That their mood swings will negatively effect others and being unable to control them.When Mad:  Anxious/isolated, verbal outbursts, trembling/sweating/shaking/tears, stomach pain/digestive discomfort, hard to express wordsWhen Sad:  Tearful/needy, crying over little things, feel separated from othersWhen Happy:  Less co-dependent/indulgent, more stable sense of self/social, able to live in the present and control mood changes, increased feelings of love and contentmentWhen Nervous:  Tearful, catastrophic thinking, inability to stop distressing inner thoughts, drifts off/unable to focus, food cravings, self isolation while feeling needy/requiring reassurance, stomach cramps/nauseaIn Love:  Take love seriously and are very sensitive to changes in relationships, enjoy planning for the future, intuitive to their partners feelingsWith Money: Thrifty, Coupon Clippers, But overspend when unhappySister Sign: Capricorn

♌ Leo - The Lion Born between: July 23 - August 22

Archetypes: The Protector, The Warrior, The Artist, The Actor, The Ruler, The King, The Performer, The Golden Child, The Healer, The Prophet, The Magician, The King, The Queen, The Guardian Positive:  Confident, playful, energetic, seekers, warm, generous, leaders, receptive, sentimental, problem solvers, charismatic, confident, social, ambitious, compassionate, thoughtfulNegative:  Ego maniacal, vain, grandiose, narcissistic, dramatic, pleasure-seekers, assertiveFears: People will grow tired of their theatrics and be criticized/rejected, Asking for help. When Mad:  Temperamental/theatrical, dramatic displays of emotions (sobbing/screaming/hysteria), hostile/confrontational, hurtful languageWhen Sad:  Wound up/needy, verge of a nervous breakdown, short temperedWhen Happy:  Less need for attention/theatrics, more self assured/rational/creative, decreased inner criticismWhen Nervous:  Frustrated/hostile/impulsive, thoughts of martyrdom, binge eating/drinking, go out of their way to help, like to keep busy, back pain/stomach troubleWhen in Love:  Very proud and boastful, love to show off their partner but will play it cool when confronted by the partner, happiest when in love, very high standards in a partnerWith Money: Love to live large, Outgoing spending exceeds income, Often in debtSister Sign: Aquarius

♍ Virgo - The Virgin Born between: August 23 - September 22

Archetypes: The Healer, The Perfectionist, The Servant, The Analyst, The Alchemist, The Messenger, The Martyr, The Nature Spirit, The Naturopath Positive:  Honest, kind, generous, orderly, nurturing, gentle, alert, reserved, rational, logical, moralistic, considerateNegative:  Hypochondriac, guilt trippers, fussy, worrisome, perfectionismFears: Will be judged and treated differently if they are not fulfilling some use or purpose to those around themWhen Mad:  Tremors/shaking, racing thoughts, increased compulsions, hyperactivity, uncharacteristic violence (breaking things), holds onto anger for long periods of timeWhen Sad:  Isolated/unresponsive, heightened compulsions, at times blunt/more oppositionalWhen Happy:  Less nervous/anxious/compulsive, more focus/idealistic/self assured, increased analytical processing, intensified urge to help others/reach outWhen Nervous:  Restless/withdrawn/compulsive, need to be of use, pacing, digestive upsetIn Love:  Prefer serene relationships and are embarrassed by heavy emotionalism, fit their lives around their partners, very nervous on first datesWith Money: Invest in the future, Not big on status symbols, ThriftySister Sign: Pisces

♎ Libra - The Scales Born between: September 23 - October 22

Archetypes: The Lawyer, The Counselor, The Socialite, The Lover, The Peacemaker, The Creator, The Seductress, The Lover, The Flirt, The Minx, The Designer, The Mediator Positive:  Intellectual, carefree, uplifting, stimulating, serene, kind, sensitive, compassionate, thoughtful, charismatic, socialNegative:  Hypocritical, dominate, procrastinator, noncommittal, codependentFears: Being alone forever/unloved, Others will see them emotional/vulnerable/in need of love/reassurance.When Mad:  Nervous/detached/irrational/isolated, loss of emotional control, loud/verbally hostile, racing thoughtsWhen Sad:  Unstable/moody, reduced urge to socialize, feelings of hopelessness/being disliked, try to act happy/composedWhen Happy:  Less anxious/irrational, more calm/decisive/social/charming/focused/creative/affectionate, reduced need for external validation/verbal outbursts, decreased urge for materialismWhen Nervous:  Restless/distractable, inability to express emotions, unusually quiet, increased need for reassurance, insomnia, negative inner monologue, catastrophic thinking, stomach upsetIn Love:  Feels incomplete without a mutually beneficial relationship, lives for love, looking for the right personWith Money: Spend now/Worry later, Give into all their wants, Shop as stress reliefSister Sign: Aries

♏ Scorpio - The Scorpion Born between: October 23 - November 21

Archetypes: The Mystic, The Alchemist, The Detective, The Sorcerer, The Hypnotist, The Chemist, The Psychiatrist, The Witch, The Investigator, The Fortune Teller, The Guardian Positive:  Intense, loyal, devoted, magnetic, planners, curious, knowledgeable, insightful, intuitive, charismatic, organizedNegative:  Self serving, exhausting, obsessive, retaliatory, jealous, dominant, moody, assertiveFears: Being rejected/betrayed by someone they opened up to/shared a secret withWhen Mad:  Hostile/confrontational, overwhelming feelings of rage and violence, lose touch with reality, delusions of being persecutedWhen Sad:  Isolated/oppositional/hostile, violent mood swings, intense melancholy with delusions/paranoiaWhen Happy:  Less cynical/isolated, more tolerant/generous/curious/affectionate/inquisitive, able to consider new ideas without immediately rejecting themWhen Nervous:  Hostile/controlling/obsessive/irrational, violent frustrations, rejection of others, flashbacks, maniacal focusIn Love: somewhat bipolar in relationships, either detached and mysterious or committed and generous, they either love you or hate youWith Money: Either extremely frugal or huge spenders, Will not let money control them, Dominate over their financesSister Sign: Taurus

♐ Sagittarius - The Centaur Born between: November 22 - December 21

Archetypes: The Wanderer, The Tourist, The Teacher, The Guide, The Philosopher, The Psychiatrist, The Student, The Benefactor, The Comedian, The Free Spirit Positive:  Carefree, casual, enthusiastic, playful, respectful, charismatic, intelligent, socialNegative:  Tactless, unresponsive, irresponsible, patronizing, temperamental, pleasure-seeking, impulsiveFears: Committing to someone and giving up their independence, that they will love/need someone more than they are loved/neededWhen Mad:  Violently impulsive, verbally aggressive, hurtful, become tongue tied, inappropriate laughter, tend to make life changing decisions when madWhen Sad:  Lethargic, attempt to escape through substance abuse, uncharacteristically serious/tense, less tolerantWhen Happy:  Less cynical/isolated, more tolerant/generous/curious/inquisitive/affectionate, able to consider new ideas without immediate rejectionWhen Nervous:  Impulsive/hostile/hyperactive/distracted, increase in vocal volume, try to repress emotions through physical activity, substance abuse, rapid thinking, giggling, back painIn Love: Less skeptical, more focused/productive/tolerant/content, warm/friendly/humorous/casual, gigglesWith Money: Spend on experiences not things, Love novelty items that do not provide long lasting enjoyment, Avoid debt so as not to be tied downSister Sign: Gemini

♑ Capricorn - The Goat Born between: December 22 - January 19

Archetypes: The Old Soul, The Administrator, The Judge, The Mentor, The Prime Minister, The Father, The Entrepreneur, The Banker, The Wizard Positive:  Honest, devoted, generous, supportive, direct, meticulous, present, organized, methodical, responsible, considerateNegative:  Dishonest, selfish, negligent, self-justifying, judgmental, worrisome, perfectionism, introvertedFears: They will destroy everything and have no one to ask for help from, Disappointing others, That others will see them emotional/vulnerable/in need of love/reassuranceWhen Mad:  Exhaustion/isolation/shaking, compulsive behavior, clear expressions of frustration, verbal outbursts, loss of emotional control, When Sad:  Lethargic/demotivated, over thinking and feelings of hopelessness, tense/hyper alertWhen Happy:  Less controlling/anxious/isolated, more affectionate/humorous/positive, equal work and personal life balanceWhen Nervous:  Tense/hostile/isolated, over thinking, hyper focused, externally composed, tend to take on more work/responsibility, butterflies in the stomachIn Love:  Very big on family, it is hard to break down their walls, frees them from their critical/stoic natureWith Money: The sign of money, very adept with finances, Great negotiates, Know how to play the credit gameSister Sign: Cancer

♒ Aquarius - The Water Bearer Born between: January 20 - February 18

Archetypes: The Revolutionary, The Scientist, The Eccentric, The Visionary, The Rebel, The Genius, The Outlaw, The Free Spirit, The Activist, The Inventor, The Alchemist, The Exile Positive:  Unconventional, free, insightful, intelligent, creative, eccentric, intuitive, rational, social, charismatic, revolutionaryNegative:  Erratic, delusional, arrogant, bombastic, impulsive, pleasure-seekingFears: Isolation, that they will be unable to determine what is rationalWhen Mad:  Hyperactive, rapid thoughts and confusion with interpreting emotions, violent and volatile outbursts (both verbal and physical) followed by dissociationWhen Sad:  Silent/isolated/uneasy/detached, harder to reach, try to appear happyWhen Happy:  Less fixed in their way, more talkative/humorous/curious/insightful/affectionate/creative, increased malleability, able to sit with uncomfortable emotions, better sleep patternWhen Nervous:  Talkative/restless/confused, rapid speech, over thinking, insomnia, often feel anxious/nervous but do not know the cause as their minds and emotional responses are not connected, back painIn Love:  Prefer friendship first, enjoy living apart, love is overwhelming and confusing, love being in love but need their freedomWith Money: Spendthrift with Cash, No concern for regular bills, Disgusted by big corporations and banksSister Sign: Leo

♓ Pisces - The Fish Born between: February 19 - March 20

Archetypes: The Mystic, The Dreamer, The Artist, The Poet, The Guide, The Guru, The Medic, The Healer, The Worshiper, The Creator, The Dancer, The Psychotic, The Addict, The VisionaryPositive:  Devoted, intuitive, spontaneous, mysterious, sensitive, sympathetic, nurturing, idealistic, affectionate, kind, relaxed, receptive, concerned, considerateNegative:  Impossible, unrealistic, frustrating, interferer, elusive, passive aggressiveFears: Loneliness, That people only pretend to like them, RejectionWhen Mad: Anxious/irrational/dramatic/self isolating, overwhelmed by uncomfortable emotions, crying/yelling, loss of emotional control When Sad:  Anxious/isolated/tearful, obsessive thinking, remember everything bad that has ever happened, crying over little thingsWhen Happy:  Less anxious/nervous, more tolerant/creative/affectionate, increased sense of self and empathy, positive thinking/escapism, not oversleepingWhen Nervous:  Tearful/irrational/hysterical, unable to change thought patterns, increased need for reassurance, catastrophic thinking, distressing inner monologue, substance abuse, digestive upset/nauseaIn Love:  Wear rose-colored glasses about their loved ones, prone to self destructive relationships, don’t realize they can do betterWith Money: Luxury buyers but stingy on the necessities, Worry about money a lot, Often very wealthySister Sign: Virgo

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